Another Love Story

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(Alice and Allen are queuing for the tickets of Die Hard 4 in a cinema).

Alice: How do you think of this movie?

Allen: Urm…I guess it will be a typical action movie with special explosion effects. You know, Bruce Willis is a personality actor. He always tries to be the same kind of character in whatever the movie is about. From the first to the third Die Hard, even this one I bet, he’s always a bold, impulsive and righteous guy with his disfigured intimidating body.

Alice: (slightly frowning) Disfigured intimidating body???

Allen: Yes, do you know anyone whose arms are thicker than his legs? No, because those are freaks and should be under custody of a freak institution where all the freaks are kept together.

Alice: (slightly smiling) Are you jealous or something?? It’s nonsense, most of the girls like his body, and even some guys I guess.

Allen: You mean GAYS right? Ya, of course gays like Bruce, because he is gay. Remember the Sixth Sense? What kind of a man would follow a ten-year old boy all over the place, except a gay child-molester?

Alice: (still slightly smiling) Are you drunk or something? Or the food you ate is too dry that you’re having constipation? Why are you so mean to him? Gosh~

Allen: (slightly leaning backwards) You are cursing me of having constipation. Now who is really mean?

Alice: (frowning, look at Allen’s eyes) you want to have a fight in our first date??

Allen: (look downwards) Of course not, I didn’t mean that, I’m just , just….urrrmm….( puts his right index finger between his lips as if he is very anxious about something).

(After a short while)

Allen: (suddenly looks at Alice’s eyes) Close your eyes.

Alice: (confused) What????

Allen: Come on~, do it.

(Alice ponders a little, then closes her eyes)

(as soon as Alice closed her eyes, Allen kissed her)

Allen: (relieved) Hu~….Now it’s a lot better.

Alice: (confused) Can you tell me what’s going on here?

Allen: (sniggering) It’s me, I was too anxious about our first date. You know, when should I hold your hand, when should I let you snuggle to me, and most importantly, when should I kiss you? All those questions kept popping out in my head, that’s why I talked those rubbish, as to redirect my attentions. Anyway, since we have already kissed, either of us should worry that anymore. Let’s go to watch the wonderful Die Hard four!

(After the movie, Alice and Allen are walking along the hallway)

Alice: That’s a good movie, isn’t?

Allen: I suppose so, except that Bruce just doesn’t die. It’s really worth the title “Die Hard”

Alice: What wrong with that? He’s the main character. He’s not supposed to die.

Allen: (in a sneering tone) what’s wrong with that???? I tell you what’s wrong, it’s bloody phoney. What kind of movie has a truck shooting down an F-22? I thought I was watching the Matrix when I saw that trash.

Alice: (stops walking, look at Allen) oh not again~ Allen, will you stop being so hostile at everything? If you want a kiss, you can say that directly.

Allen: Ya, I had the idea of kissing you at the time if Bruce ever died. It’d be a damn good memorable scenario. But this son of a….., just doesn’t die. In fact, I tried really hard to keep myself from the thought of strangling him to death.

Alice: (smiling) Ok, Ok. Now close your eyes.

(Allen closes his eyes, slightly pouts his lips, anticipating Alice’s kiss)

Alice: (Instead of kissing him, Alice hugs Allen gently and whispers softly) any better now?

Allen: (still closing his eyes) hu~ you know, I started to like Bruce Willis Now. He’s such a nice person.

Alice: (softly, flirting tone) So, your place tonight?

Allen: (super surprised and excited, holds Alice's arms and looks at her eyes) ah!!!!!? You didn’t mean it!!!!

Alice: (giggling) ya, you are right, I was joking hehe~, I need to prepare for my finals tonight, remember?

Allen: God damn it!!! I fucking hate finals!!!

The End