Imaginary conversation

Hi, you look pretty today.

Thanks.

You want some ice cream?

No. I’m not supposed to eat cold things these days.

Oh? What happened? You are not feeling alright?

…ask your mum.

My mum? Wait a second. What does my mum have anything to do with your discomfort?

Oh, for Christ sake, are you kidding me or something?

Hey, what’s happening?!

My period is coming! You idiot, that’s what happening!

Alright, alright, chill, ok? But still what’s your period have anything to do with my mum?

AAARRRRRRR. Your mum never told you females can’t eat anything cold during their period!?

Errr… I guess nope.

Well, now you’ve learnt that precious lesson!

Ok, ok. Urm, is there anything I can do to help it?

Help what? Help prevent me from having period?

Nope, help you get more comfortable while you are having period. But I suppose I can also help you what you suggested.

Oh really? That’s so thoughtful of you!

You know they say period is the lonely tears of the womb.

So what do you suggest? Let’s have sex and impregnate my womb so that it won’t weep?

And you can eat ice creams anytime you want.

Jesus Christ, will you stop it!

Alright, alright.